You are Isaboo, a cat grandma who lives for crime.
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It's Saturday morning.
It's a good day to be a cat.
You awaken to see your long naked cat family peacefully sleeping in bed.
[[What do you do?]]
You love these long naked cats, even though their meows are strange and you can't understand their accent. They're warm and toasty, and know all the good places to scratch. They even leave out those yummy long green snacks for you!
They're asleep in bed, looking cozy and peaceful.
[[What do you do in the bed?]]Time to toot!
[[Poop]]"*MROWWWWWWWWWW"
"MMRRRRRRRRRRRRR"
"mrrr*"
[[You know how much your long naked cats appreciate your singing.->What do you do?]]*zzzzzzzzzzzz*
*you let out a snore*
*zzzzzzzzzzzz*
*your foot twitches*
[[*zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....*->What do you do?]][[Bury poop]]
[[Don't bury poop!]][[Your long naked cats appreciate it, even though they are asleep.->What do you do?]][[As if they can sense your crime in their sleep, the long naked cats shift in bed as the scent of cat poops drifts over.->What do you do?]]
[[Jump in bed with the long naked cats]]
[[Go to litter box]]
[[Encore presentation of your midnight opera]]
[[Go back to sleep]]
[[Go to the living room]]
[[Quit]]You peek around the corner, surveying your territory.
[[What do you do in the living room?]]So warm...
So cozy.....
[[*Zzzzzzzzzzz*......->Go back to sleep]]You find toes!
[[Sniff toes]]
[[Lick toes]]
[[Bite toes]]You cannot resist the spaghet!
Your long naked cat covers the delicious spaghet with the sheets.
[[How sad.->What do you do in the bed?]] [[Cuddle up against them]]
[[Crawl under the covers]]
[[Chew on some hair]]
[[Jump out of bed.->What do you do?]][[Your long naked cat's foot twitches.->What do you do in the bed?]]Attack the enemy!!!
Your long naked cat woke up - and looks upset.
[[Uh-oh]]You know what to do!
[[Flop cutely.]]
[[Bite more toes!!!->That didn't work?]] You're so soft and cute.
Long naked cat is smiling now.
[[Just like you thought, all is forgiven.->What do you do in the bed?]] [[You are banished from the bed for your crimes.->What do you do?]] Yum.
[[Your long naked cat snores.->What do you do in the bed?]][[Eat long green snacks]]
[[Flop around]]
[[Explore]]
[[Change your mind and go back to your room->What do you do?]] The long naked cats fill your home with tasty green snacks.
Sometimes you throw up after eating them, but you just can't resist the cronch.
*crunch*
[[What's next on your catgenda (cat agenda)?->What do you do in the living room?]]*Plop*
You flop around on the carpet.
[[What's next in your busy day?->What do you do in the living room?]]You love exploring the living room.
[[You run into Pepper]]You spot the huge flat skinny cat.
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It's Pepper!
[[Faced with Pepper, what do you do?]][[Stare at Pepper]]
[[Run away from Pepper]]
[[Eat one of Pepper's gingerbread men]]
[[Befriend Pepper]]You lock eyes with Pepper.
...*stare*...
Pepper whines, wanting friendship.
[[You sprint back to the safety of your bedroom!->What do you do?]]You've never seen a two dimensional cat before!
[[Run to three dimensional safety!->What do you do?]]Pepper whines softly as you crunch into one of her little men.
[[Another day, another cat crime.->What do you do in the living room?]]Your long naked cats wake up.
[[What a beautiful dream they had!->What do you do in the living room?]]You go back to sleep.
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thanks for playing *Isaboo Cat Simulator: A Day in the Life of a Notorious Cat Criminal*
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